As you all know, I am all about building bridges. In that spirit, I have decided I must search for some common ground with the President. Here goes:
1) I was born and raised in New England. When it serves my interests, I must fake a Texas drawl.
2) I, too, have a hard time putting food on my family.
3) I don't spend alot of time thinking about Usama Bin Laden.
4) I really have no concept of how the other half lives.
5) I don't believe that my history of drug use is any of your business.
6) I have a silly laugh for a grown man.
7) I am not prepared to run a whole country.
8) I had no idea that Usama Bin Laden intended to attack us.
9) I once swore an oath to protect and defend the US Constitution without having read it.
10) I wasn't smart enough to get into Yale either.
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2 comments:
Nice! Glad to see that returning to the land of academia hasn't impacted your sense of humor any.
excellent
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